Websters Brother Frankie Is Out Of Jail (The Webster Chronicles)

If there's a more pathetic waste of skin out there than Webster, it's his brother Frankie. Webster's a fat, pathetic, stupid, little bastard. Frankie is a fat, pathetic, stupid, law breaking little bastard.

Frankie is 19 and is probably the black sheep of his family. He's been involved in every get rich quick scheme out there, and has done plenty of shady stuff as well. He just spent 6 months in jail for marijuana distribution and the only reason he got busted was he sold some to the kids that live in the building across from ours. The kids dad is a State Trooper and busted Frankie about 30 minutes after he made the sale, like I said Frankie's a retard.

I had thought with Webster going to fat camp that I would have no one to torture, it seems that someone up there is looking out for me. What is it, about 10 days since Webster got sent to fat camp? Then Frankie comes off the bus from jail and moves back in with his parents.

This could probably work for me, because Frankie is stupid and willing to do whatever someone tells him. Last year when I needed to raise money for a kegger I came up with some fake disease and found a picture of a sick kid on the Internet. Me and some friends then taped her pic to some collection jars and sent Frankie out collecting donations.

Our only mistake was not keeping Frankie on a tight leash. The dumbass went to the local hospital, and the people there recognized the disease didn't even exist so they called the cops. Luckily the cops believed all of us (despite Frankie's protests) when we told him we had no idea what was going on.

This should definitely be interesting.