Thursday, June 09, 2005

Coming Next Week

Hey you turds, I have been hellafied busy at the dealership this week so that's what's behind the lack of updates (I only promise one update a week, but like to do two if I can). Anyways look for the following hard hitting, thought provoking items next week:

1. My Letter To Amnesty International

2. The Webster Hate Mails: I have recieved several emails from people who really hate my treatment of Webster. I laughed so hard at these schlongs I almost crapped my pants.

3. My Problem With Porno Previews: Since I apparently have quite a few fans that own porno sites (a couple guys post my rants on a porno site owner message board) I have a very special rant just for them.

Look for those and POSSIBLY the debut of The Reverend Jackson's Reviews, if the Good Rev can get up off his ass and send me his story. Mohammed get your ass in gear as well.

Later Turds

-Carnonymous The Brilliant

5 Comments:

At 11:36 AM, Blogger Donny said...

As one of those fans who owns porno sites, I'm lookin' forward to #2.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger Donny said...

PS: you should sell a few link spots on your blog to those of us willing to pay for them... that's becoming quite popular with blogs lately. Check out adbrite.com as they handle advertising for you.

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger Carnonymous said...

Actually TJ it's "Porno Previews".

You used to work in the adult bidness come on.

-Carnonymous The Brilliant

 
At 4:06 PM, Blogger Hypatia Theon said...

I'm going to quote you, Carnonymous The Brilliant, on my blog:

"Coming Next Week:

Hey you turds, I have been hellafied busy at the dealership this week so that's what's behind the lack of updates (I only promise one update a week, but like to do two if I can). Anyways look for the following hard hitting, thought provoking items next week:

1. My Letter To Amnesty International

2. The Webster Hate Mails: I have recieved several emails from people who really hate my treatment of Webster. I laughed so hard at these schlongs I almost crapped my pants.

3. My Problem With Porno Previews: Since I apparently have quite a few fans that own porno sites (a couple guys post my rants on a porno site owner message board) I have a very special rant just for them.

Look for those and POSSIBLY the debut of The Reverend Jackson's Reviews, if the Good Rev can get up off his ass and send me his story. Mohammed get your ass in gear as well.

Later Turds

-Carnonymous The Brilliant"

...along with a link back to yours in case anyone is interested, but I'm really here to ask, "Why are you linked to to MaximumAwesome?"

Thanks, Hypatia Theon

 
At 4:34 PM, Blogger Carnonymous said...

Because Maximum Awesome is one of the few websites out there that is worth a shit. Lets face it 99.999999999999999999999999% of "blogs" suck more dong than Jenna Jameson on a good movie shoot.

Dave's "War On The Floor" is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

-Carnonymous The Brilliant

 

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