Webster Gets A Workout (The Webster Chronicles)

Just got back from lunch, I stopped by my apartment to get some nice Atkins friendly tuna salad. I decided to check my mail so I got it and started walking back to my apartment.

I got lunch and left my apartment, on the way out I grabbed a Sugar Free Dark Chocolate Bar. As I turned to go down the stairs I saw that Webster was coming up them and was like 90% on the way up, only a few more steps and he would be at the top of the stairs.

"Hey Webster" I said, "I have to get to work really fast, if you run back down to the bottom of the stairs so I can pass you I'll give you this chocolate bar".

Webster turned around (which took like 10 seconds) and rolled himself down in an amazingly fast amount of time. I walked down the stairs and proceeded to get into my car.

"Carnonymous, what about my chocolate" He asked, his eyes huge like a precious moments doll.

"Hahahahahahahaha, Webster you're fat you don't need any more chocolate. But I bet you learned an important lesson today didn't you? Never trust a man with a chocolate bar, just be lucky I'm not a pedophile who wants to kidnap you and have his way with your tubby ass."

I laughed as Webster started crying as he trudged his way up the stairs again.

What a great day.