Thursday, April 14, 2005

Angryface Central Hits Puberty

As you can see, your favorite website has gone through some changes lately. I closed down my other website (Car Sales Confessions) and imported those stories to this website.

I work as a salesperson at a car lot in Austin Tx, and due to the nature of my job I am able to meet countless.....interesting people. All of these stories are 100% true, granted there are some small exaggeratiosn for comedic effect, but they are all true. All the old stories have been transferred over here, and plenty more will come.

Secondly the sites name has changed, from The Most Hard Hitting Thought Provoking Blog EVER to Angryface Central: Brilliance Defined. While this website is certainly still the most hard hitting thought provoking site out there, I really decided (upon scanning the "blogosphere", god I want to vomit at that word) that I really don't want to be associated with these crap blogs, even by name.

So from now on your favorite website is going to be called "Angryface Central: Brilliance Defined". It's succent and to the point.

I am actually kind of amazed at the pace that this site has grown. In barely 6 weeks of existence I have seen my readership go from a few hits a day to almost 150-200 a day. Alot of that I can thank YOU for doing so. I have actually found five websites (all doing a google search for myself) that have, without my prior knowledge, heaped praise on this site. This of course feeds my already substantial ego.

I have one favor to ask of you, my readers. If you like this website, help me get the word out. Send links to your friends, post about it on message boards, send smoke signals. Whatever, just help get the word out. It's not everyday you can have a genius be grateful towards you. If/when I ever make it into screenwriting/acting I will be sure to remember you as I drive about town in my Mercedes, the new bad boy of Hollywood. When I am on Access Hollywood due to my backstage brawl with Asian Wiggle, Bea Arthur, and Mini Me at the Nickelodean Kids Choice Awards I will thank you for getting me there.

Finally I am sure you have noticed a new look to Angryface Central. While I would like to say it is thanks all to my own brilliance, I have to farm the credit out this time. Hella big ups to Mr. Dave Gerardi of Maximum Awesome
for providing the code and helping out with my new three column look. I highly recommend checking out Maximum Awesome, and especially "The War On The Floor". Plus be sure to support Dave in his bid to become the next Pope.

Stay tuned folks cuz there's plenty more brilliant rants, car sales confessions, and Webster stories coming your way.

5 Comments:

At 7:40 AM, Blogger Dave said...

Hey dude,
Glad to help out. Thanks for the kind words. I expect to receive primo seating at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, goddammit.

dave
from Maximum Awesome

 
At 7:46 AM, Blogger Brad said...

Your welcome.

the Blogg'd dude.

 
At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you are writing a book on the side, like I've been telling you to do forever.

Angryface Central is nice, but it doesn't pay for a sweet hella 300C-SRT8.

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger Carnonymous said...

AROD, if you want to find me a publisher I will be glad to.

And while you're at it, find me someone to look at my hard hitting thought provoking Car Sales Comedy script.

-Carnonymous The Brilliant

 
At 8:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carnonymous, let the great AROD spell out your path to $$$.

Write your book. Mail a copy to yourself and keep the closed, postmarked envelope with copy inside somewhere safe. Then look for a publisher.

Your stuff is too friggin funny to not make it.

 

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