Extermination Camps: Who's On My List

First things first, I want you all to know I don't agree with the Holocaust conducted by the Nazis in any way whatsoever. However I am thinking that if/when I rise to power and take over the good ol U.S. of C (for carnonymous) I will conduct some house cleaning. Here's who's on my list:


1. Star Wars Nerds: I'm not talking about Star Wars fans, cuz I am one. But anyone who has ever dressed up as a Star Wars character on a day other than Halloween. If you have ever had a heated discussion with a Star Trek fan over who would win in a fight, The Enterprise or a Star Destroyer. If you get married dressed as Star Wars characters and have the Cantina band playing at your wedding you're on the list.

2. Anyone who speaks Klingon: Jeezus, I can't believe this. The people that learn this could probably cure cancer, but instead they learn how to speak a fictional language.

3. NAMBLA Members: For those not in the know, NAMBLA stands for the North American Man Boy Love Association. Basically a legal club that pedophiles hang out in. These guys push for the legalization of underage sex between men and young boys. They have published several "rape and escape" manuals that teach men how to contact and lure young boys and get away with it. These people should all be burned alive.

4. Anyone that says the US deserved 9/11: FUCK YOU, thats all I have to say. If anyone seriously thinks that 3,000 citizens deserve to die then you need to be given a quick drop and a short stop.

5. Anyone That Buys a "Hot Hits Volume Whatever" Type CD: These are collections of the shittiest music ever put together. Where else could anyone find an album with N'Sync, Ashlee Simpson, LFO, J Lo, Simple Plan, 6 Pence None The Richer, Aqua, and O-Town on it? Its like Satans Ipod playlist for christs sake.

6. All Convicted Sex Offenders: I can't tell you how many times I want to literally vomit when I see on the news that some little boy or girl gets kidnapped, raped, and killed by a sex offender that has been released for the 10th time. Sorry you get one strike then your ass is out bitch.

7. Criminals Rights Advocates: Hey last time I checked the victims in crimes weren't behind bars. As far as I'm concerned when you kill someone or whatever you have no rights. Show some fucking concern for those that were killed, raped, robbed, or whatever.

8. Anyone Who Gets Their News Only From Access, Entertainment Tonight, or MTV News: No explanation needed, you are obviously deserve to die. Anyone that gets their news from a coked out Pat Obrien or that fucking tool Carson Daily don't deserve to live.

9. The Guy That Created The Romantic Comedy: Thanks for condemning entire generations of men to have to watch these shitty films. Thanks for giving Hugh Grant a career. Thanks for some of the worst fucking times I have ever had. Dickwad.

10. Roberto Benigni: God I fucking hate this guy, how he fucking won the Oscar for Best Actor over Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan is beyond me. To make it worse, he then proceeded to take a huge shit on the entire US by showing up everywhere and acting like a retard. For like 3 months Benigni mania swept the nation and we were forced to see him everywhere. Thankfully he made Pinnochio afterwards and was sent back to Italy where he now dances dressed in a monkey suit for an organ grinder and works part time at an Olive Garden.

11. Plushies/Furrys: These people get their rocks off by dressing up as stuffed animals. Picture some dude dressed as Bugs Bunny fucking a chick dressed as Mrs. Piggy. Okay, it is pretty fucking funny, but shit man people like this don't deserve to live.