Hillary Swanks Hubby Is A Blubbering Tub Of Poon

My god I absolutely cannot stand Chad Lowe. How this guy can be the real life brother of actor/home porn star Rob Lowe is beyond me. Does anyone else want to vomit when they see him on television?

The guys wife is more of a man than he is. Seriously, please think about it. Can anyone picture Chad Lowe playing the role of a boxer, or a she male? No cuz that would require you to believe he's tough and actually has a dick swinging between his legs.

About the only believable role I think I could cast Chad for would be if they wanted another Queer Eye spinoff, or to host some horrible home remodeling show. They ought to team him up with Rip Taylor and Charles Nelson Reilly.

A couple years ago when his husband won the Oscar for Boys Don't Cry we were treated to the sight of Mrs. Chad Swank crying like a little girl for 10 minutes. Probably cuz he knew he was going to get sodomized by the Oscar statue that night I guess.

It must suck around that time of the month cuz I gurandamntee you there's two people in the Swank household that get periods. What a pussy, I bet Chad cries his eyes out after sex, probably at the sight of kittens and rainbows as well. He and Dick Vermiel should hang out and form a "Grown Men Who Cry" club, at least Vermiel is a football coach (and a damn good one at that) and does something semi tough/manly in his life.