Boner Pills: Medical Problem Or Fat Wife??? I report you decide (Here's a hint, its Fat Wives)

Right now there seems to be a plethora of commercials for boner pills. These commercials usually consist of:

- An upper middle class white couple
- Husband always smiling, like having boner problems is a good thing when he should be weeping and wondering if he's gay cuz he can't get it up
- A semi hot MILF wife that looks like she needs a good boning and if she doesn't get it soon from hubby she's baggin the paper boy.

I doubt that these are the people that this ad is trying to get too, cuz the wifes are hot. I think erectile disfucntion, much like psychopathic rage, is just a mental condition not something a pill can cure.

I will gurandamntee you that a visit to the doctors office where a guy and wife ask about a boner pill reveals the following information.

- They used to have a great sex life: The wife would dress up sexy, give serious beej's, be adventerous, whatever
- The wife used to be hot and fit into size a 4 to 8
- Now a size 4 to 8 wont fit the wifes left leg
- The wife doesn't take care of herself as much anymore. No makeup most of the time, wears sweats everywhere, has more bush going on than a forest, etc.


The wife learns the hard truth. 

The reason your man can't get it up is you aren't hot anymore. Its really simple, he married you because he thought he could bone you for the rest of his life and not get bored. You had a couple kids and then proceeded to spend your days on the couch watching The View and eating Cheez Wiz. Star Jones and the yenta crowd has convinced you being a fat broad is okay, you're not fat you're just sassy and spunky.

Its not even that you are older. There's plenty of hot older broads. The best cure that doc can prescribe for your husband is either:

- A 19 year old hot live in nanny
- You drop weight and get back to taking care of yourself
- Boner pills to force him to get it up


The Solution 

Do yourself and your man a favor, get in shape, take care of yourself and you will be amazed that he doesn't need a pill to get it up.

Look I gurandamntee you a guy with a Jenna Jameson or Christy Canyon lookalike wife has NEVER walked into a docs office asking for boner pills.

Meawhile 99.9999999999999989999% of the men who walk into an office for boner pills tote along their deuce and a half frizzy haired wife in sweats. Coincidence? I think not.