Tuesday, February 22, 2005

I Vomited All Over Myself: AKA 7th Heaven Musical Episode

Seriously folks......what in the blue hell is going on these days in television? I was flipping through the channels and came upon "a special" 7th Heaven (like every freakin episode isn't a special one with these turds. I seriously think they had a special epsiode when one of the kids took their first crap).

I thought they couldn't figure out a way to make this show suck any worse, I thought surely there is no way they can up the sickenly sweet goodness of this show that makes me go into a diabetic coma (and I don't have diabetes), I told myself surely this has to be a re-run they had to of cancelled this crap after episode 3.

WRONG.

This was a, get ready to control your gag reflex, very special "musical" episode of 7th Heaven. Its okay folks, go ahead and puke I'll wait.................................. okay your back. Thats right a musical episode of 7th Heaven, thats just what we needed.

Words can not describe how horrible this was, I turned it off after the first song then barely made it to the bathroom. This crap made The Apple Dumpling gang look like high art. Simply put 7th Heaven is the worst show EVER. It even used to have Juggslee in it, another sign of its utter suckatude.

1 Comments:

At 6:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "Parents Television Counsel" named 7th Heavan as one of the best shows--ever. Apparently, it's smut free, which means I will never watch it...
Sorry you had to endure that.
(Great blog, btw. Very funny!)

 

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