Ashlee Simpson Is Either Brilliant Or Retarded

I realize alot of you are really thinking I must be either a complete tard or joking, but I am not joking (and not a tard either my school bus said so). I realize most of you look at Juggslee Simpson and hear's what you see:

1. Her dressed like Stevie Wonder picked out her outfits: They usually range from fake "Emo" attitude clothes, crap from the Avril Lavenge collection at K Mart, or some weird funky looking clothes she probably paid 1000% higher than they are worth at some fashionable boutique in LA that claims these are one of a kind clothes but the truth is they have a room full of coked out midget retards sewing them together.

2. Her "dancing" on stage like someone experiencing a combination of the worlds worst epileptic seizure while trying to stand up during a 40.5 Richter Scale earthquake

3. Her "singing" her music while her poser band plays in the background. All the dudes in her band are trying to look tough and all metal/rock, but freakin come on how tough can you be playing Pieces Of Me for chrissakes. Spinal Tap laughs at how fake these guys are. Combine that with her "vocal stylings" which I can only relate to a million cats being burned alive in a trash compactor.


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Most people go "this girl sucks, she's the worst ever". But guess what, these same folks find themselves tuning into The Orange Bowl to see how bad she is gonna suck, or turning on the Juggslee Simpson show to see her version of the imfamous Milli Vanillesque SNL event.

I am telling you nobody could be as stupid, vocally and clothing style challenged as this girl. It is all an act, she now knows that people will tune in to see how bad she is or if she messes things up. Kind of like watching the Chargers back when Ryan Leaf was QB'ing for em.

And in the age of William Hung and J Lo, does singing talent really matter? At least she has a great rack to stare at.


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