Why Do Fat Broads Control Their Men?

So I got a buddy that has a gf (she's the first poonanny he's ever hit so he thinks he's in love) and the broad is the most domineering woman I have ever seen.


My buddy's 22 and she's the first piece he has ever gotten so he thinks he loves her. She's 27 and treats him like he's her son (in a f'ed up Alabama incest way) always talking down to him telling him what he can do.

She's probably 5'6 210 pounds. Cute face and the girl could be really hot if she dropped about 70-80 pounds. But she just seems to not care, she also dresses like she's a size 6 instead of a size 16 and thinks that makes her "thick" and "sassy". I have seen thick girls, and this broads just fat and bitchy.

She NEVER lets him go anywhere unless she's with him. Which means me and the rest of my friends don't invite him anywhere cuz she's such a beeyotch. Unless you agree 110% with everything she says (and she has an opinion on everything from the NFL to campaign finance reform) she starts yelling and just being a beetch.

The only people he hangs with today are two of her (also fat) friends and their poonanny whipped hubby and the other ones bf. The last time I really hung out with him was when I went over to his pad during the New Years Day Bowl Games when they were all there and those three guys looked like a bunch of sad ball sacks. My buddy was grilling and his fat beeyotch and her yenta friend were yelling that he was putting too much spice on the tenderloins.

Me and the other 6 guys that were there shut the patio door and started hammering down beers. I went inside to get another 6 pack and the three fat broads were in their moaning and complaining about one of the football games and how they weren't enough female broadcasters and sideline reporters.

I told the one fat broad (my buddies gf) the reason there weren't more female sportscasters/sideline reporters is guys primarily watch these games and the only update we want from a woman is what time dinner will be ready.

That was the exact wrong thing to say, the fat terrible threesome lit into me and I have been banned from my buddys pad ever since.

This beetch has even put him on Strip Club Probation. She tells him if she finds out he goes to a strip club no fat poon for him. I told him thats better than hitting her fat stinky box.

Is it just me or are fat broads really controlling and mean? Its like they are afraid if their man gets away from them and gets around a normal girl he will leave em.

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