Prince Should Do Every Soundtrack Out There: AKA My Plead To Have Prince Do The Snakes On A Plane Soundtrack
The other day while pondering such deep thoughts as if this chick at Whole Foods juggs were real or fake, how to torture my neighbors fat son even more (more on that later), and whether or not Rosie Odonnels penis was bigger than mine, lightning struck my brain. It was at that moment that I realized Prince should do the soundtrack for every movie that comes out.
I mean think about it, the two greatest movie soundtracks out there are Purple Rain and Batman. I'm sure everyone out there has seen the greatness that is Purple Rain and heard the music from it. So I am going to focus on the Batman soundtrack as evidence of why Prince should do every soundtrack ever made. Prince doesn't just do some shitty song with a weak hook and then the standard movie song music video which 99.99999923874823748932% of the time features:
-The crappy flavor of the monf artist walking around in front of screens playing scenes from the movie
-Crappy sound clips from the movie
-B grade porno production values
Prince doesn't stand for that shit man. He does this absolutely amazing songs for movies and on top of that turns them into these opera like videos that Wagnerian in their scale. I mean look no further than the video for Batdance.
Amazing wasn't it? I know, I know, it features sound clips from the movie, but I think Prince was doing this almost as slap to those crappy normal movie soundtrack videos. Plus as you can see with the people dressed in Joker, Batman, Vicki Vale, and Batman/Joker outfits (Prince himself) that this is a video not to be taken lightly. There are some very deep undertones running through this video.
I am pretty sure that Prince is making an allegory about the struggle for African Americans during the civil rights movement, womens sufferage, and the Undertaker Vs Underfaker debalce that would happen 5 years in the future at Summerslam 1994. Why this wasn't turned into a Broadway play is beyond me. I mean what would you rather shell out your money for? That fat turd Rosie O'Donnell grunting at Seussical The Musical or to watch a 2 hour play based on Princes vision of Batdance?
No contest at all.
Need more proof of Princes greatness? Fine let me introduce exhibit P, for Partyman.
How fucking amazing was that? I mean it says it all with the opening segment when those guys walk in and go "all hail the new King......PARTYMAN" then that chick goes "who's Partyman?". Prince walks in (this time in half Joker half Prince makeup) and shows those bitches who Partyman is.
I am writing this because it still isn't too late to team up Prince with what will surely be one of the greatest movies of all time......Snakes On A Plane. I mean picture teaming up one of the greatest musicians of all time with what will be one of the greatest movies of all time.
If anyone could build a 7 minute song around clips of Samuel L Jackson yelling "I hate these motherfuckin snakes, die you mother fuckers!" Prince could. Plus just imagine a Snakes On A Plane video in the same vein as Batdance. Prince could dress up in a half Samuel L Jackson half Snake outfit. Shit that would rock like a motherfucker.
So if anyone out there knows any big wigs in Hollywood please do the following things for me:
1. Get them to get Prince on the Snakes On A Plane soundtrack
2. Get me a TV show
3. Have them get Skyler Stone blacklisted, I hate that turd
I'll settle for one out of three.
1 Comments:
fuck off, asshole Skyler Clipner you fucking queer ass motherfucking ass licking son of a fuck
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